Ricochet Robert has had one ‘ruff ride’

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what’s good, world? It’s ya boy Ricochet Robert, comin’ at you straight from the shelter, where I’m currently laid up, recovering from my run-in with a bullet. That’s right, I got shot! Me, just a 12 week-old, 20-pound puppy, just minding my own business, livin’ my best little dog life. Apparently, somebody out there decided to try and ttake me out in the cruelest, most inhumane way possible.

Well, joke’s on them, because guess what? I survived. ? The bullet ricocheted and hit me in my back left leg, leaving me limping down Missouri Street like a true underdog hero. Thankfully, a kindhearted hooman saw me and rushed me to safety. Turns out, the bullet missed my bones so my leg is still in one piece! My soft tissues took a hit, though, so I’m recovering from some serious bruising. But don’t worry,, I’ll be back to zoomies in no time.

Now, while I rest up, I’ve been working on my debut rap album, Bulletproof Barker. Expect some heat with tracks like Who Let the Shots Fly?, Missouri Street Blues, and my personal favorite, Can’t Keep a Good Dog Down.

I gotta give a huge shoutout to the shelter peeps for takin’ care of me, but let’s be real, I need a home. A cozy bed, some belly rubs, and maybe a family that appreciates my survival skills (and my rap game). In just a few days, I’ll be ready for adoption, and trust me, you want me on your team.

So, if you’re looking for a certi_ed legend, a real-life comeback story and a puppy with personality for days, hit up the shelter and ask for Ricochet Robert. Trust me, I’m going platinum.

The West Memphis Animal Shelter

Recuperating well and with newly acquired street cred after being shot, Ricochet Robert is looking for a fur-ever home before his album drops.

Photo by WMAS