Text The Times.

Text The Times.

You may not know me and you are probably wondering why you are getting this e mail, right? I’m a hacker who cracked your email and devices a few months ago. Do not try to contact me or find me, it is impossible, since I sent you an email from YOUR hacked account. I setup a malware on the web-site and guess what, you visited this site to have fun. While you were watching videos, your internet browser started out functioning as a RDP (Remote Control) having a keylogger which gave me accessibility to your screen and web cam. After that, my software program obtained all information. You entered a passwords on the websites you visited, and I intercepted it. Of course you can will change it, or already changed it. But it doesn’t matter, my malware updated it every time. What did I do? I backuped device. All files and contacts. I created a double-screen video. 1st part shows the video you were watching (you’ve got a good taste haha . . .), and 2nd part shows the recording of your web cam. exactly what should you do? Well, in my opinion, $1000 (USD) is a fair price for our little secret. You’ll make the payment by Bitcoin (if you do not know this, search “how to buy bitcoin” in Google). My Bitcoin wallet Address: 1N7LjoXByqiTuHB2V8zm-RRJ3YkBkougEZQ (It is cAsE sensitive, so copy and paste it) Important: You have 48 hour in order to make the payment. (I’ve a unique pixel in this e mail, and at this moment I know that you have read through this email message). To track the reading of a message and the actions in it, I use the facebook pixel. Thanks to them. (Everything that is used for the authorities can help us.) If I do not get the BitCoins, I will certainly send out your video recording to all of your contacts including relatives, coworkers, and so on.

[Editor’s Note: Text the Times was a little thin this week, so I thought I’d share this little gem with our readers. It came to me on the Times’ e-mail and I got a pretty good laugh out of it. Earlier this week, I even got one of those “Hello, American citizen…” messages on the fax machine. You know, where the Nigerian prince or ambassador or whatever has “twenty millions in U.S. America dollars” or whatever and he’s got to get it out of the country before the revolution reaches the palace walls or whatever. All I had to do to get 20 percent of his fortune was pay $2,000 in wire transfer fees and could I please send him my banking information to help “before it is too late!” So, looks like I’m about to be rich, suckas!!!! But for real though, there must be people who fall for these sorts of things, otherwise they wouldn’t exist. So, as a public service, just let me say, you did not win any contest you did not enter. The IRS is not going to demand payment in the form of a pre-paid Visa card. The FBI isn’t going to issue a warrant for your arrest for forgetting to pay a ticket from 1997 by Western Union. If it sounds the least bit like a scam, I assure you it is…] ***

We don’t need a state of the union speech. We all live here. We know what state this union is in! [Editor’s Note: I don’t know, I kind of like the annual “report to the public” or whatever. Interesting note: Did you know the governor delivers an annual “State of the State” address and the mayor submits a “State of the City” every year? Well, now you know…]

*** Is the WM Utility going to decorate the tree in Worthington Park for Valentine’s Day? Surely that’s why it is still standing, right? [Editor’s Note: Wocka-wocka! I think it was the year before last when one of our reporters got obsessed with how long it was taking for the city to take down the Christmas tree. I think he told me he was giving them until St. Patrick’s Day to take it down or he was going to submit a photo of the sad, dead Christmas tree for me to put in the paper. If I recall correctly, they got it down about a week before his deadline. In all fairness, it has been so wet and cold that any attempts to remove the tree in recen weeks would likely not only be miserable for city workers, the equipment would make a mess out of the park turf]

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